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javasaurus ([personal profile] javasaurus) wrote2006-04-26 12:40 pm

bad pun

Watson asked, "Was it his heart?"
Holmes responded, "No."
Watson asked, "Was it his head?"
Holmes, "No."
Watson, "But you know the cause?"
Holmes, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

(okay, not worth even a groan, but I couldn't help it.)
(yes, I know Holmes never said "elementary my dear Watson" in the original stories)

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