One way to avoid being arrested...

Apparently, in Alabama, the legislators exempt themselves from obeying the laws they write...

Run run as fast as you can, you can't arrest me, I'm a legislating man!

"Peanut Butter and Jelly aren't a sandwich anymore..."

The two were thought inseparable, joined at the hip. Happily, they have gone their separate ways...

a tale of two turtles

Dilbert page-a-day

Anybody else feel like Dilbert on a regular basis?
From yesterday's Dilbert page-a-day


Dilbert standing in front of boss' desk.
Boss: You have failed to meet a goal set by our CEO.
Dilbert: Do you mean the impossible goal, the ill-advised one, or the one you didn't tell me about?