Weight Loss groan

Scale wasn't available last Friday, so no update, but I just want to say that I think gravity is getting stronger. I'm losing lots of mass, but no weight! Yeah, that's what's happening. I think I should blame that new planetoid, Sedma. It's probably filling this corner of the universe with extra gravitons.

Glorious Spring, a losing horse wins fans

Interesting human (horse?) interest story about a horse with a long losing streak and great popularity.

Glorious Spring

Dilbert page-a-day

From March 21,

PHB: Tina, I have to give you a performance rating of "poor" because yuo did no work this year.
Tina: NO WORK? I wrote hundreds of technical documnets this year! I worked seventy hours a week! I e-mailed every one of the documents to you with instructions to forward them with your approval to the end users.
PHB: That reminds me: I don't know how to open attachments.

Later, Tina talks to Dilbert
Tina: Why didn't you tell me you never got my documents?
Dilbert: Who are you?