No wardrobe malfunction!

At a recent awards event, according to this article, Dolly Parton said:

"There's not going to be no wardrobe malfunction this evening. There's not supposed to be, it's not planned. But as tight as my clothes are there's no telling what will happen. If it does happen, I'm going to wipe out the first three rows.

I laughed, I cried, I stared

From RHF. I think this might be funny, or tragic, or something...

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