2004-07-27

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2004-07-27 03:43 pm

Dilbert page-a-day

From my Dilbert page-a-day calendar, for Sunday July 25

Dilbert talks to Pointy-Haired Boss: The power supply in our product overheats.
PHB to his supervisor: I think they might burst into flames.
Supervisor to marketing rep: I'm no engineer, but obviously it could level a whole city.
Marketing rep to Army general: The military application is obvious.
General: How much do they cost?
M.rep: Does ten million dollars sound like too much?
General: for that kind of money I expect a free hammer and a consulting job when I retire.
PHB to Dilbert: If an uninhabited atoll doesn't blow up tomorrow, you're in big trouble.
Dilbert: O.O