Dilbert page-a-day

From my Dilbert page-a-day calendar, for October 9,2004

Catbert, evil HR director, stares at Carl in cubicle.
Catbert: Contractors are not allowed to breathe company air, carl. This air is for employees only. You need to supply your own air.

Later, Carl is in a meeting with Dilbert and Wally, wearing an air tank and mask.
Carl: Mmb bmf rmn hmr!
Dilbert: Does anyone understand Carl?
Wally: Hey! He's using our light!

Continued on October 11, 2004:
Carl (still with air tank and mask) meets with PHB
PHB: Carl, you're only a contractor. You have to stop using company resources.
Carl: Mmn nph hbm mrm!
PHB: Yes, I know you bring your own air, but you still use our gravity.
Carl: Fbm gmp rkr!
PHB: If it's not too much to ask, could you hover?

The third pres. debate, facts & figures

After each debate, there is a slurry of fact checkers publishing the "truth" (whatever that means).

If you want some facts after last night's debate, click here for the facts.

You may, of course feel free to dispute or support them, hopefully with creditable sources.