Be our guest at the fest (humor)

Yes, I'm playing with lyrics again...

Be our guest! At the Fest!
Put the privies to the test
Lock the door when you've begun
and close the lid when you are done
Try the steak,
on a stick!
It's more tender than a brick!
Oyster shooters?
They're delicious!
Don't believe me? Ask the wenches!
They can tease, they can flirt
they can grovel in the dirt
And the jousters here are never second best!
Go on and watch Shakespeare
while swilling down your beer, and
Be our guest!
at the fest!
Be our guest!