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Aug. 1st, 2005 10:48 amFor Saturday, July 30
Wally in a meeting with Pointy-Haired Boss.
Wally: Over the past year, most of my co-workers have managed expensive projects that failed. I've done nothing but drink coffee on an economic basis. that makes me your top performer.
Wally sips, saying, Watch and learn.
For today
Dilbert greets coworker. Coworker is unkempt, shirt untucked, tied bedraggled, eyes bugged, hair mussed, and needs a shave.
Dilbert: How's your new baby?
Coworker: Wonderful, but the lack of sleep is taking a toll on my body.
Dilbert: How's Becky doing?
Coworker: I *AM* Becky. Bob looks worse.
Wally in a meeting with Pointy-Haired Boss.
Wally: Over the past year, most of my co-workers have managed expensive projects that failed. I've done nothing but drink coffee on an economic basis. that makes me your top performer.
Wally sips, saying, Watch and learn.
For today
Dilbert greets coworker. Coworker is unkempt, shirt untucked, tied bedraggled, eyes bugged, hair mussed, and needs a shave.
Dilbert: How's your new baby?
Coworker: Wonderful, but the lack of sleep is taking a toll on my body.
Dilbert: How's Becky doing?
Coworker: I *AM* Becky. Bob looks worse.
