Freaky eyebrow hairs

OK, I've passed 40, so this shouldn't be a surprise. But I've discovered two or three freakishly long hairs in each eyebrow! If they all got long, that would be OK. I could be a new character on the Munsters or something. If they all stayed normal length, that'd be OK too. But having just a couple poking out, beyond the rest, it's just wrong, I tell you. Very wrong.

Sigh.