What's in your wallet?

Do you feel a little happier with a few bucks in your wallet or pocket? More energized? More ready to face the world? Now we know why!

An average of 90% of paper money is contaminated with cocaine. Even more near major cities!


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the things wives say...

Two nights in a row, I had dreams about being bitten by a snake. "this is strange!" thought I, and so mentioned it to my spouse. "What would Freud say?" I asked, jokingly.

Her response: "that your cigar is really a duck!"