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javasaurus ([personal profile] javasaurus) wrote2007-06-15 03:14 pm

Doritos X-13D

You may have seen the black bags of "Doritos X-13D" -- being promoted as a taste experiment where consumers are encouraged to send in possible names for the product. Well, I don't normally eat Doritos, but I was intrigued, and I like naming contests, so I bought a bag.

Names that come to mind:

Fish taco
Toe jammin'
Onion vomit
Hogsbreath


More than anything else, they tastes like someone took regular Doritos, scraped most of the cheese and spice off, then added a nice thick coating of onion powder. Of course, I'm drinking a Slurpee, which makes me belch regularly. And I thought X-13D tasted bad on the way down!