javasaurus | Dilber page-a-day calendar

From today's page-a-day:

A sales rep is meeting with Dilbert and others.

Rep: Let me explain what video compression is...
Dilbert: Would you stop if I pointed out that everyone in this room except you is an electrical engineer?
Rep: zeros are round and fat compared to ones...
Dilbert: I'm begging you...
(Alice grimaces angrily)