javasaurus | Cookie baptism?

I feel like there should be a joke about how different people dunk cookies in milk, based on their views on baptism. But it's just not working. Comparing full immersion/pouring/sprinkling to types of cookie-dunking seems like it should be funny, but whatever I try comes out as forced, a bit offensive, and I just can't get past the whole twist-apart/lick/dunk of the Oreo-type sandwich cookies.

Blah.