Job change?

[javasaurus]

Maybe I'm not too old to change jobs. Maybe I could become a computer scientist. That's a job where you spend most of your time testing video games, right? I guess I'd have to learn C; as advanced as computers are, you'd think they'd learn English! Hmmm...question: do I need to learn A and B first? Or can I jump straight to C? Fortunately, I alread know a bit about java. You've got your Ethiopian beans, your Central American beans, and of course, some of the best come from Hawaii! I studied a little calligraphy in my youth, so scripting should be easy. Did I leave out anything?