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javasaurus) wrote2008-10-08 01:42 pm
javasaurus) wrote2008-10-08 01:42 pm
Today's Dilbert page-a-day
How could they know...
Tina is meeting with PHB.
PHB: "Tina, I want you to write our annual report."
Tina: "How should I explain our poor results?"
PHB: "Just give it a positive spin."
Tina, now at her desk, types, "If you have to ask why our stock keeps plummeting, you can't afford us."
Tina is meeting with PHB.
PHB: "Tina, I want you to write our annual report."
Tina: "How should I explain our poor results?"
PHB: "Just give it a positive spin."
Tina, now at her desk, types, "If you have to ask why our stock keeps plummeting, you can't afford us."