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javasaurus) wrote2009-12-07 10:08 am
javasaurus) wrote2009-12-07 10:08 am
Dilbert page-a-day
From yesterday's Dilbert page-a-day calendar
Pointy-haired boss approaches Alice in her cubicle.
PHB: Alice, you need to use up your vacation days before the end of the year.
Alice: You told me I had to finish my project before the end of the year. I have 19 vacation days to use and there are 19 work days left in the year. That leaves zero days to do 19 days worth of work.
PHB: You could work on the weekends and use weekdays for vacation.
Alice: WHY THE *%@!# WOULD I DO THAT?!!
PHB: Because vacations reduce your stress. Duh.
PHB walks away thinking "You'd think that would be obvious."
Alice screams "AAIEE!!!" while punching fist through cubicle wall.
Pointy-haired boss approaches Alice in her cubicle.
PHB: Alice, you need to use up your vacation days before the end of the year.
Alice: You told me I had to finish my project before the end of the year. I have 19 vacation days to use and there are 19 work days left in the year. That leaves zero days to do 19 days worth of work.
PHB: You could work on the weekends and use weekdays for vacation.
Alice: WHY THE *%@!# WOULD I DO THAT?!!
PHB: Because vacations reduce your stress. Duh.
PHB walks away thinking "You'd think that would be obvious."
Alice screams "AAIEE!!!" while punching fist through cubicle wall.