I have this year's 'Scuse Me calendar. :) 12/22 was "Olive, the other reindeer" (v. "All of the other reindeer") which in itself is only moderately amusing. The cartoon of Santa's team, the lead left being a gigantic black olive, however, is hilarious. 12/27 is fun: "She's got a chicken to ride" v. "She's got a ticket to ride" (The Beatles, "Ticket to Ride").

And on the back it has lines for taking notes. How clever of them! :D