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javasaurus ([personal profile] javasaurus) wrote2003-12-30 05:17 pm

Dilbert page-a-day calendar

from last Friday:

dilbert and a doctor are standing over the (comatose) pointy-haired boss:
Dilbert: I think he tried to meditate.
Doc: That's the problem. You shouldn't mix meditation with management. The mind gets too empty.
Dilbert: What can we do?
Doc: I plan to rifle thruogh his pockets.