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javasaurus) wrote2004-05-24 03:14 pm
javasaurus) wrote2004-05-24 03:14 pm
From the page-a-days...
Misheard Lyrics calendar for May 17:
"looking for a sailor in these dirty streams/ looking for a satyr beneath these dirty sheep"
The write lyrics to Tori Amos' "Crucify" are: "Looking for a savior in these dirty streets/ Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets."
From Dilbert calendar, May 18:
Dilbert and woman, end of a date:
Woman: Thanks for taking me to dinner. You're a terrific conversationalist.
Dilbert: With you it's easy. I discovered that I can write code in my head while you complain about your job all night.
Woman: *glares*
"looking for a sailor in these dirty streams/ looking for a satyr beneath these dirty sheep"
The write lyrics to Tori Amos' "Crucify" are: "Looking for a savior in these dirty streets/ Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets."
From Dilbert calendar, May 18:
Dilbert and woman, end of a date:
Woman: Thanks for taking me to dinner. You're a terrific conversationalist.
Dilbert: With you it's easy. I discovered that I can write code in my head while you complain about your job all night.
Woman: *glares*