javasaurus (
javasaurus) wrote2004-05-25 01:52 pm
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Will your car be stolen this year?
New report just came out listing the most stolen vehicles of 2003, with 1 out of every 200 being stolen. The number one slot belongs to the 1995 Saturn SL. Fortunately for me, I have the 1994 Saturn SL!
GULP! It's third on the list!
*whimper*
GULP! It's third on the list!
*whimper*
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Maybe your lucky down here...
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Or maybe the villains here are much more interested in my car. They are looking for a '94 SL, medium red, and they want all of them! They are coming for my car! I know they are! I can smell them! And the odd part is, they smell kind of like jasmine...
Must remember to paint my car in the morning. Nobody would steal a taupe Saturn, would they? Maybe mauve...
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