javasaurus (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
javasaurus) wrote2004-10-14 07:46 am
javasaurus) wrote2004-10-14 07:46 am
Dilbert page-a-day
From my Dilbert page-a-day calendar, for October 9,2004
Catbert, evil HR director, stares at Carl in cubicle.
Catbert: Contractors are not allowed to breathe company air, carl. This air is for employees only. You need to supply your own air.
Later, Carl is in a meeting with Dilbert and Wally, wearing an air tank and mask.
Carl: Mmb bmf rmn hmr!
Dilbert: Does anyone understand Carl?
Wally: Hey! He's using our light!
Continued on October 11, 2004:
Carl (still with air tank and mask) meets with PHB
PHB: Carl, you're only a contractor. You have to stop using company resources.
Carl: Mmn nph hbm mrm!
PHB: Yes, I know you bring your own air, but you still use our gravity.
Carl: Fbm gmp rkr!
PHB: If it's not too much to ask, could you hover?
Catbert, evil HR director, stares at Carl in cubicle.
Catbert: Contractors are not allowed to breathe company air, carl. This air is for employees only. You need to supply your own air.
Later, Carl is in a meeting with Dilbert and Wally, wearing an air tank and mask.
Carl: Mmb bmf rmn hmr!
Dilbert: Does anyone understand Carl?
Wally: Hey! He's using our light!
Continued on October 11, 2004:
Carl (still with air tank and mask) meets with PHB
PHB: Carl, you're only a contractor. You have to stop using company resources.
Carl: Mmn nph hbm mrm!
PHB: Yes, I know you bring your own air, but you still use our gravity.
Carl: Fbm gmp rkr!
PHB: If it's not too much to ask, could you hover?
no subject