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javasaurus) wrote2005-02-01 02:14 pm
javasaurus) wrote2005-02-01 02:14 pm
Dilbert page-a-day
From my Dilbert page-a-day calendar for January 30
*At a meeting...*
PHB: Due to budget constraints, the company will no longer provide free soda.
Dilbert: What free soda? We never had free soda.
PHB: Sure we did. It was in the refrigerator in the break room. Every day I'd go in there and get a refreshing beverage. The next morning, as if by magic, the soda would be replenished.
Asok: I brought a soda to work every day for five years only to have it stolen from the refrigerator every time.
*Dilbert and Wally stare at PHB*
PHB: Why didn't you just drink the free ones?
*At a meeting...*
PHB: Due to budget constraints, the company will no longer provide free soda.
Dilbert: What free soda? We never had free soda.
PHB: Sure we did. It was in the refrigerator in the break room. Every day I'd go in there and get a refreshing beverage. The next morning, as if by magic, the soda would be replenished.
Asok: I brought a soda to work every day for five years only to have it stolen from the refrigerator every time.
*Dilbert and Wally stare at PHB*
PHB: Why didn't you just drink the free ones?
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