Dawntreader faire nightmare!

[javasaurus]

dawntreader90 has indicated (click here) that while she is sad not being at faire this weekend, she will sleep in til noon and wear sweats, and maybe dream about faire while wearing sweats!

Hmmmm...how would such a dream go? I'll start. Feel free to add a few lines!

It's a beautiful sunny day in Revel Grove as the day begings. There is a brass band playing in the background and thousands of people gathered outside the gates waiting for the King. The trumpets play Linus and Lucy as Dawntreader marches through the main gate along with the rest of the royal court. She gathers with the King and courtiers for photos, then realizes, she is still wearing her sweat pants!

*what happens next?*

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[dawntreader]

luckily for her, she had her court dress on OVER her sweatpants. but it was a hot September day and the humidity was awful. she felt herself begin to melt. "your majesty," she said, "may i have your leave?"

"why yes of course!" came the booming voice in reply.

dawntreader was so happy, she started doing the snoopydance. after a quizzical look from the Earl of Hertford, dawntreader said, "what is it? are you confused?"

he said, "huh?" and she fell down laughing.

[blueeowyn.livejournal.com]

Suddenly Thomas Talis looked up from his Virginals and said to the bust of Francois on his instrument "she seems very happy" and started playing a lively galliard.

The thunder of hooves signaled the arrival of the Free Lancers, each wearing Snoopy Sweatsuits doing a Quadrille to the Galliard.

The Earl of Hertford, having picked himself up from the ground from laughter at the confusion, picked up Dawntreader and handed her to the King who promptly had her riding him piggy back while he danced the Galliard in the middle of the Quadrille. Dawntreader's skirts were flying in the breeze and she smugly said to the other court ladies "I'm still properly covered ... even if I am a bit warm"

[blueeowyn.livejournal.com]

She hugs herself with joy and leans over to Queen Margaret and says "I don't care that it is snowing, I have my nice, warm, fluffy sweatpants on under my garb and I am toasty warm."

Then with a huge grin on her face, she bends down, and scoops up a small handfull of the fluffy snow, makes a snowball, puts it aside, and makes a few others. Then holding them in her arms, she bounces out to the front of the photo-op groom she yells "lay on!" and throws the snowballs at the courtiers.

The Earl of Hertford and Thomas Culpepper start an impromto contest of which of them can catch the snowballs in their mouths. The Earl of Rutland proves to be very agile at dodging the cool missiles. But the Kings Guards win the game by getting their own weapons and pelting Dawntreader with soft fluffy snow.