Great letter by Bette Midler, not!

Recently there has been a letter circulating around the net, supposedly from Bette Midler to the President. It really is a good letter, but Bette had no hand in it. Read the truth (and the letter) at this Snopes article.

Dilbert page-a-day

From March 7

Dilbert walks along hall, Pointy-hair boss (PHB) lurking around corner
PHB, thinking "The Master of Delegation hears the foorsteps of his prey"

PHB pops out at Dilbert, "Hi!" and Dilbert screams, "GAAA!!"

PHB: hands Dilbert piece of paper, "Call this vendor and tell him I want the third thing he told me about."

Dilbert: "Okay. That will save two minutes of your valuable time. When the vendor asks me dozens of questions should I just guess at the answers? Or would you prefer to spend an hour fiving me enough background so you can avoid a two-minute call? You know what's funny? This conversation lasted a minute...and there are two of us."

PHB: "Are you done?"

Dilbert (looking at the piece of paper): "I think you wrote down your own phone number."

Misheard Lyrics page-a-day

From today's entry, for "the Lion Sleeps Tonight" we get the lyrics, "A wiener wrap, a wiener wrap"
instead of "a wimoweh, a wimoweh"