Burger King at Ren Fest?

The return of the Burger King character to the chain's commercials has had an unexpected side effect. Drunks at Fest keep coming up to me (because of my garb and beard, I suspect) and saying, "hey, aren't you that Burger King?" Sigh. Drunks will be drunks, and I normally wouldn't have mentioned it, but there was one gem of a drunk woman who approached on Sunday and asked, very seriously,
"Hey Burger King, can I have a Big Mac?"

Maybe I'll arrive this weekend with whiteface, plastic nose and very oversized feet...

geeky holiday humor

Found on the net...

Question:

Why do computer programmers confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas?

Answer:

Because oct31=dec25.