feeling naughty...

I was feeling naughty last night -- sure 'nuf, I looked down and there was a zero next to my foot!


He was truly complex. To know the real him was only half the story. He was seeking a conjugate pairing, knowing that the product of their multiplying would be real, but all he found was too imaginary...


I saw a man stuffing his coffee cup into his donut, and immediately knew he was a topologist!