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javasaurus ([personal profile] javasaurus) wrote2008-02-16 12:28 am

Your mommy doesn't love you!

Often when I am driving I notice a whacked out maniac driver whizzing through the traffic, tailgating, swerving, and generllay being a big nasty git. Sometimes I notice that the driver has children in the back seat, and I want to say to them, "Your mother drives like that because she doesn't love you!"

Bwah hah hah!