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javasaurus) wrote2004-03-03 05:26 pm
javasaurus) wrote2004-03-03 05:26 pm
From my misheard lyrics page-a-day
From my misheard lyrics page-a-day
March 1: from Patti Smith's "Because the Night": The way I feel about the Orkin man
March 2: from Eddie Money's "Two Tickets to Paradise": Two chickens to paralyze
And from Dilbert page-a-day:
Feb 28: Dogbert provides management training: There are two essential rules of management. One, the customer is always right. Two, they must be punished for their arrogance!
March1: (continues, Dogbert now on stool with ears on worker's head). You twist the ears to unlock the skull. Find the moral compass and deactivate it. The result is something called leadership.
March 1: from Patti Smith's "Because the Night": The way I feel about the Orkin man
March 2: from Eddie Money's "Two Tickets to Paradise": Two chickens to paralyze
And from Dilbert page-a-day:
Feb 28: Dogbert provides management training: There are two essential rules of management. One, the customer is always right. Two, they must be punished for their arrogance!
March1: (continues, Dogbert now on stool with ears on worker's head). You twist the ears to unlock the skull. Find the moral compass and deactivate it. The result is something called leadership.