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From my misheard lyrics page-a-day
March 1: from Patti Smith's "Because the Night": The way I feel about the Orkin man

March 2: from Eddie Money's "Two Tickets to Paradise": Two chickens to paralyze

And from Dilbert page-a-day:
Feb 28: Dogbert provides management training: There are two essential rules of management. One, the customer is always right. Two, they must be punished for their arrogance!

March1: (continues, Dogbert now on stool with ears on worker's head). You twist the ears to unlock the skull. Find the moral compass and deactivate it. The result is something called leadership.

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