Dilbert Page-a-day

[javasaurus]

From Sunday, 8/8/04

Dilbert and PHB talking in PHB's office

D: You need to give me a decision.
PHB: You need to give me more information.
D: You need to give me funding to do a study to get the information.
PHB: You need to give me a business case to justify the funding.
D: You need to give me relief from my other deadlines so I can work on the funding request.
PHB: You need to give me everything to infinity. (victory dance) I WIN! YES!!

Dilbert sees Wally in hallway
D: We might be losing our laser-like focus onthe customer.
W: On the who?

Comments

[xpioti.livejournal.com]

~.^ That sounds disturbingly familiar. Only no victory dances, here.

[javasaurus.livejournal.com]

We could rename you "Alice"

Hmmm...

[ravenwolf68.livejournal.com]

Dilbert, Dogbert and PHB - a Holy Trinity or the Anti Trinity? You decide...