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javasaurus) wrote2004-08-12 01:27 pm
javasaurus) wrote2004-08-12 01:27 pm
Dilbert Page-a-day
From Sunday, 8/8/04
Dilbert and PHB talking in PHB's office
D: You need to give me a decision.
PHB: You need to give me more information.
D: You need to give me funding to do a study to get the information.
PHB: You need to give me a business case to justify the funding.
D: You need to give me relief from my other deadlines so I can work on the funding request.
PHB: You need to give me everything to infinity. (victory dance) I WIN! YES!!
Dilbert sees Wally in hallway
D: We might be losing our laser-like focus onthe customer.
W: On the who?
Dilbert and PHB talking in PHB's office
D: You need to give me a decision.
PHB: You need to give me more information.
D: You need to give me funding to do a study to get the information.
PHB: You need to give me a business case to justify the funding.
D: You need to give me relief from my other deadlines so I can work on the funding request.
PHB: You need to give me everything to infinity. (victory dance) I WIN! YES!!
Dilbert sees Wally in hallway
D: We might be losing our laser-like focus onthe customer.
W: On the who?
Hmmm...