Caffeinated idea!
Apr. 14th, 2010 06:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
javasaurusI just had the idea that should make me a million dollars. But I'll share it with you instead, since it'd probably end up getting me sued for TWO million dollars if I actually went through with it.
Caffeinated fabric softener. Wouldn't you like to have your clothes smell fresh and at the same time invigorate you with caffeine all day long? Feeling a little sluggish in the afternoon? Just change your shirt! You know how there's always a handful of nerds at the sci-fi cons who simply refuse to shower? Now you can politely say, "Hey, you look a little tired." They'll change into fresh clean t-shirt and jeans to get the pick-me-up, and they won't smell quite as bad!
Also available with nicotine.
Caffeinated fabric softener. Wouldn't you like to have your clothes smell fresh and at the same time invigorate you with caffeine all day long? Feeling a little sluggish in the afternoon? Just change your shirt! You know how there's always a handful of nerds at the sci-fi cons who simply refuse to shower? Now you can politely say, "Hey, you look a little tired." They'll change into fresh clean t-shirt and jeans to get the pick-me-up, and they won't smell quite as bad!
Also available with nicotine.
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Date: 2010-04-14 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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