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javasaurus ([personal profile] javasaurus) wrote2010-04-14 06:12 pm

Caffeinated idea!

I just had the idea that should make me a million dollars. But I'll share it with you instead, since it'd probably end up getting me sued for TWO million dollars if I actually went through with it.

Caffeinated fabric softener. Wouldn't you like to have your clothes smell fresh and at the same time invigorate you with caffeine all day long? Feeling a little sluggish in the afternoon? Just change your shirt! You know how there's always a handful of nerds at the sci-fi cons who simply refuse to shower? Now you can politely say, "Hey, you look a little tired." They'll change into fresh clean t-shirt and jeans to get the pick-me-up, and they won't smell quite as bad!

Also available with nicotine.
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[personal profile] sparowe 2010-04-14 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'never know, thinkgeek.com might want that idea....

[identity profile] javasaurus.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I sent the idea to them immediately after posting it here!